You’d think an Italian bar that was bothered enough to use an English name would also be bothered enough to check what that name meant. People want to be gloriously entombed, not boxed up and put in storage. When you choose to use a particular company, it’s nice to know they’re good at what they do – but the name Boxwell for a funeral services goes way past reassurance, beyond a sick joke and into the realms of the horrifyingly morbid. But they might get a shock when, expecting Miss Whiplash, they are instead given a quote for coin-operated arcade machines. Politicians and high court judges have been enjoying the illicit amusments of S&M for decades. This dog outfitter undoubtedly thinks they’re being very funny and clever with this one – but I doubt if the little old lady down the road will be clothing her mangy cur with them. Doggy Style DesignsĪbsolutely nothing to do with Snoop Doggy Dogg’s soft porn emporium of the same name (we think). Only call your company ‘Boring’ if you plan on using the skull and crossbones as your logo and having fireaters and topless dancers in the office. ‘…mission statement… blah…innovative solutions…blah…’. This might be passed off as one of those lame corporate jokes, if only the company wasn’t actually so mind-numbingly generic. And don’t be surprised if your bank manager raises his eyebrows when your payment clears at the end of the month. But if you phone up Mammoth Erection scaffolding asking for some long, firm poles, don’t be surprised if they hang up on you.
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Would you have your haircut at Assman the barber or get a quote from Mammoth Erection scaffolders? Read on for some of the most unfortunately named companies on earth… 20. Every business, they say, needs a catchy name – but some people evidently can’t tell the differance between ‘catchy’ and ‘ridiculous’.